I’m unemployed. And for a bull-shit reason and I was framed.I mean, technically, I’ve only been suspended until Monday when HR makes a decision whether or not to fire me over a $2 pair of god damn socks. But even if they don’t fire me, I’m fucking quitting. Since this all went down, my boss has allegedly been talking shit about me, telling everyone I steal, that it’s all on camera and how I betrayed everyone. Awesome, dude. I never stole. I never cheated. I gave a kid a pair of $2 socks and paid for them myself later. I never lied about this situation. I was completely upfront and don’t think what I did was wrong. But, allegedly, I’ve been stealing for months and am a completely immoral and unethical person.

So I went on a little bender/movie marathon this weekend, punctuated by the occasional resume sending or cover letter writing. I don’t want to work retail management anymore.